Original price was: $25.00.$15.00Current price is: $15.00.
Hey there. If you are seeing this, you're "one of the real ones," as the youths say. Here is some boring exposition to take place of the "real experience" that cannot be replicated through digital means.
You: Pay $25 (this includes shipping because I'm too dumb to figure out how to calculate specific rates and everything gets sent out via media mail)
Me: I send you my debut novel - a tragicomic meta-drama about the end of the world, moments that feel like our worlds are ending, and probably a million other things. You may need a dictionary or Wikipedia. It is not exactly a casual read, but it's not too obtuse either. The primary genre is drama. The intended reading age is adult.
This is a very limited edition of 50, each handwrapped and sealed with a custom wax seal in my kitchen, courtesy of too many trips to Michael's. I originally planned on selling them only at Audiofeed and other such in-person events, but due to travel limitations and people missing it there, I have opened up online ordering for a limited time.
Disclaimer: I try to limit my post office runs. It may take a few days to ship if I don't have many orders to fulfill. Thanks so much for checking things out.